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I've got it. The ultimate wager...

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Slap Bet!

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Oh, slap bet! We used to do when I was a kid.

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What the hell is a slap bet?

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Whoever is right gets to slap the other person in the face as hard they possibly can.

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But no rings.

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Are you really gonna do that? It's so immature.

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You can be slap bet commissioner.

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Oh, I love it! What are my powers?

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If a problem arises and we need a ruling, that's your job.

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But you have to be unbiased and put the integrity of slap bet above all else.

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This is an honor you will take with you to your grave.

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On your tombstone, it will read:

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Lily Aldrin, caring wife, loving friend, Slap Bet Commissioner.

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And your tombstone will read:

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Got slapped by Marshall, so hard he died.

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Oh my god! Are you gonna cry?

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No. You gonna cry.

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It's getting late. It's already slap o'clock.

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A slap occurred without the permission of the slap bet commissioner.

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Looks like somebody suffered from premature slapulation.

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OK, I'm going to give you a choice:

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Either ten slaps right now in a row,

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or five slaps that can be doled out at any point from here to eternity.

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You go with the ten now.

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No way, why get ten when you can get five?

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The constant fear of knowing that at any moment you could get slapped in the face,

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would drive you crazy.

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I'm gonna go with the five for eternity.

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- Good call.
- Horrible call.

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Relax, dude, I'm just going for my soda, man. Take it easy.

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This is going to be fun.

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That's one.