1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,902 Thank you Cliff I'm sure his parent are so proud. 2 00:00:03,903 --> 00:00:08,575 Anyway Dead man on campus is a film about 2 freshman: Josh and Cooper. 3 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:12,311 There are this close to get kicked out of the school for partying too much 4 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:17,512 until they find a secret college rule that changes their whole outlook on life. 5 00:00:17,513 --> 00:00:24,256 We have a rule that if your roomate kills himself, you get stray 'As'. 6 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:26,495 But we are getting ahead of ourselves. 7 00:00:26,496 --> 00:00:31,354 Dead man on campus is set at this quaint, historic, venerable little university, 8 00:00:31,355 --> 00:00:33,929 we like to call Daleman college. 9 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:39,874 I think it's important to tell you that college isn't just about partying and doing evil terrible things. 10 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:43,066 In spite of what Dead man on campus would have you believe. 11 00:00:43,067 --> 00:00:47,081 College is about gathering knowledge and growing mentally. 12 00:00:47,082 --> 00:00:49,339 Not growing 'mental' like Cliff. 13 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:52,243 College is about studying. 14 00:00:52,244 --> 00:00:55,613 Coming up the greatest college party tunes of all the time. 15 00:00:55,614 --> 00:01:01,300 You know, in Dead man on campus, Josh and Cooper go to some pretty incredible lengths to get an A. 16 00:01:01,301 --> 00:01:04,458 How far would you go to get an A? 17 00:01:04,493 --> 00:01:08,504 And skipping to number one greatest college party tune of all the time. 18 00:01:08,505 --> 00:01:11,046 so we can get the hell out of you. 19 00:01:11,047 --> 00:01:17,554 Here's Fight for your right to party from those ill dogs the beasty boys. 20 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:21,375 You have got to fight for your right 21 00:01:21,837 --> 00:01:24,248 to party. 22 00:01:38,838 --> 00:01:44,422 Now the clip is one of the college behavioral spector, i.e. party animal. 23 00:01:44,423 --> 00:01:46,667 At the other end the total geek. 24 00:01:46,668 --> 00:01:49,903 Which one are you? Party animal or total geek? 25 00:01:49,904 --> 00:01:52,518 Total geek 26 00:01:52,519 --> 00:01:57,173 If you are like me, going back to school is gonna mean long hours in the library. 27 00:01:57,174 --> 00:02:00,648 Please! My parents pay a lot for me to go to Daleman, 28 00:02:00,649 --> 00:02:04,030 and I'm not going to waste it in some musty book place. 29 00:02:04,031 --> 00:02:07,628 I'm here to meet men, lots of men. 30 00:02:08,679 --> 00:02:10,856 Hey girls! With all the men out there, 31 00:02:10,857 --> 00:02:13,295 I though you might need some help sorting them out. 32 00:02:13,296 --> 00:02:15,777 That's why I've prepared this little guide for you. 33 00:02:15,778 --> 00:02:17,919 Meet the man of Daleman college. 34 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,602 This is the big man on campus. 35 00:02:19,603 --> 00:02:22,564 Good looking but not the most responsible guy. 36 00:02:22,565 --> 00:02:24,683 But he is always at the center of the party. 37 00:02:24,684 --> 00:02:26,827 Why, hello lady, we have not met? 38 00:02:26,828 --> 00:02:31,450 Watch out ladies, this kind of guy tends to play around, a lot. 39 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,371 And you may not like who he's playing around with. 40 00:02:34,372 --> 00:02:38,562 You, magnificent bastard! 41 00:02:38,563 --> 00:02:43,609 Next is the brainiac. He is cute in a sad puppy dog cutesy nickname kind of way. 42 00:02:43,610 --> 00:02:46,497 I have become Flushells. 43 00:02:46,532 --> 00:02:49,109 The problem is he can be so concerned with his grades, 44 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:50,883 he might not have time for you. 45 00:02:50,918 --> 00:02:52,932 What!? 46 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:55,946 Now let's move on to the frat brother party animal. 47 00:02:55,947 --> 00:02:58,444 There is absolutely no training this one. 48 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:00,793 Hey Jeff who am I buddy? 49 00:03:00,828 --> 00:03:03,261 I'm your sister. 50 00:03:03,262 --> 00:03:05,400 And he'll do anything to impress you. 51 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:08,006 Quick man, kick me in the junk. 52 00:03:09,948 --> 00:03:11,482 Choose wisely girls. 53 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,115 There are so many fun guys to do. 54 00:03:14,116 --> 00:03:17,418 Things! Things to do in college I mean. 55 00:03:17,419 --> 00:03:20,866 Welcome back to MTV's Dead man on campus cram session. 56 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:26,287 Now just review that dead man on campus is about the joy of insane college party, 57 00:03:26,288 --> 00:03:31,411 wild sex and plotting the death of others so you don't have to do any schoolwork whatsoever. 58 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:36,332 And just to be fair, we are providing air time for an opposing point of view. 59 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:40,748 My sentiment exactly. I don't know about you but I am totally over Cliff right now. 60 00:03:40,749 --> 00:03:43,695 He's beginning to drive me a little crazy. 61 00:03:43,696 --> 00:03:47,116 Actually in Dead man on the campus there is a lot of that. 62 00:03:47,151 --> 00:03:49,852 You know there seems to be a lot of that everywhere. 63 00:03:49,853 --> 00:03:54,576 Hey Lucy baby! You got anything to say my little spitfire? 64 00:03:54,577 --> 00:03:59,143 Cliff! Stay away from me and my friends. We are scared of you. 65 00:03:59,144 --> 00:04:04,736 I think your aggresive partying is just a symptom of a deeper untreatable psychosis.